The Bad News: I shattered my iPhone screen.
The Good News: I shattered my iPhone screen exactly 12 days before my Geek Squad Protection Plan expired and I’m getting a brand new iPhone without having to renew a two-year AT&T contract.
The Bad News: B. and I both really want a puppy.
The Good News: We can’t have a puppy, so at least that’s a little less shit to clean up.
The Bad News: I’m years away from ever having a really satisfying job.
The Good News: I’m interviewing to be a campaign canvasser for Planned Parenthood.
Tangent: I applied to work at an AT&T store and the application actually had the following nearly verbatim agree or disagree statement : “This is my first choice job. I would prefer this position over any other.” How the hell was I supposed to answer this question? If I answered honestly, of course I “strongly disagree” – no job. If I answered dishonestly, they’d know I was a lying, lying liar – also no job. I mean, just please, like I literally cried and cursed my way to my degree because I always wanted to work retail for AT&T. For the record, I answered honestly and subsequently received an e-mail stating the store didn’t have “an appropriate position” for me.
The Bad News: I scalded and blistered my hand with Cup of Noodles.
The Really Bad News: I’m so broke I’m eating Cup of Noodles.
The Great News: B. passed the PA bar and is a minute away from being a bona fide officer of the court.